Virgin, experian and certain death 2

So 48 hours go by and I get this e-mail saying welcome to experian blah, blah

We will send you a PIN by mail in the next "few" days to enable you to start using your account.

This is not "instant" access.

And the worst thing, after negotiating my way through these fuckwits, who would take bets that Virgin have indeed notified them that I was not, in any way a bad debtor?

This could be long(er) and painful.